One time I spent an hour cleaning the dining room of my work, I came back up to the register and sighed, my boss came up to me and said "You should go do something." That asshole.

I was at the movies and the people next to me were talking the entire movie. I turned and looked at them a hundred times. I finally shush them. The kid threw a handful of popcorn at me. That asshole.

I was at the movies and I had just bought some nachos. A lady threw the door open and smacked me in the arm, and my nachos flew everywhere. She just looked at me and walked on by and laughed. That asshole.

One time I wrote a sign saying I ♥ Ice Cream. Then my science teacher yelled at me and ripped it up. Then i had to go sit in the corner. That asshole.

I let a guy in during gridlock traffic. Two blocks later he gives me the finger.

I was working as a leader for bday parties. This lady's kid spilled juice. She waves her hand and says "clean that up!" That asshole.